By the power vested in this crystal, now acknowledging through symbolic representation, I hereby affirm and establish my bona fide claim. Thus, let it stand as present and incontrovertible empirical evidence, meritoriously asserting my “status” as a legitimate and supreme arrogant asshole – just so you know.
Join the movement #bonafideAsshole
Often, the most pernicious of lies are the ones we tell ourselves because “we” believe them.
The Info Dump
lies of the deceiver
The feeling that you are unworthy
and that what you put out in the world is useless
these are LIES coming forth from the Deceiver
– just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
My Friends
I want everyone to KNOW who my FRIENDS are – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
you know me
You know me guys, just hanging out… Like a thief in the night – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
evil is real
Evil is very real and it comes in the form of the deceiver – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
embarrassment is a lie
The feeling of shame and embarrassment is brought forth from a lie from the one existing only to deceive – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
slaves
Often it is the nature of those owned by or slaves to the Deceiver to scoff at Truth – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
first shall be last
So the last shall be first, and the first, last – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
are you a little insecure
Hey, have you ever been laying in bed about to go to sleep and the sheets get pulled up as you roll over and move, and for that split second as you readjust the sheets that little thought pops in your head…
“O I really hope no scary monster pops up from a cloud out in the ether and screams at me in a loud thundery voice, ‘If you don’t resist you might find that you actually enjoy it…’ and then grabs my exposed foot and snatches me from bed going 0-120 mph in .2 seconds into a super pitch black and dark eerie abyss – I guess I better adjust my sheets. You know – don’t want them to get me.”
Curious have you ever had a thought like that before and did it make you feel a little uneasy, maybe a little insecure?
What do you think you’d be like if you didn’t have that little insecurity running your life?
Well, guess what, I got the most amazing book and it’ll show you step-by-step how to get rid of all that nonsense, all of it, and it’s only 10 bucks for material that is literally worth a zillion dollars.
It’s also super short and super fun to read – and sounds almost like a song.
If that interests you, come and get your joy back. Get your happiness back. Check out my book today – Hacking the Simulation: A Book on Mind over Matter. Written by me – Jake Laura. You can find it on Amazon in Kindle format.
Don’t think, get it today.
You’ll be super proud that you did!
-just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
correction: more than a zillion dollars – just so you know #bonafideAsshole
my favorite book
Wow! This book is so amazing. Every time I read it, and I’ve read it a lot of times, I always learn and see something new that I never saw before. It’s my most absolute favorite book, you know, that one I wrote – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
attachment
50%+ of the US Population has an attachment disorder. Unsure? Flip a coin. Got 10 bucks? Buy a book. Change your self? Change your world – just so you know. #bonafideAsshole
By the power vested
By the power vested in this crystal, now acknowledging through symbolic representation, I hereby affirm and establish my bona fide claim. Thus, let it stand as present and incontrovertible empirical evidence, meritoriously asserting my “status” as a legitimate and supreme arrogant asshole – just so you know.
Join the movement #bonafideAsshole
Your Daily Meditation
